The Kingdom of Field of screams is a large, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 91 million Field of screamsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The strong Field of screamsian economy, worth 4.80 trillion Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,741 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, organ donation is compulsory, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Field of screams's national animal is the Snake.

Field of screams is ranked 193,387^th in the world and 3,210^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.